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Tuesday, June 28, 2005


Somedays just suck beyond the telling...


Blogger Thaozee said...

Atleast an actual ninja didn't pop out of your fortune cookie. He had the decency to allow you to finish your meal. One of those rare ninja's with mercy

9:38 PM  
Blogger Milkshake said...

Okay, I have a very serious question. Does Thao have some sort of "new post pager" or something that alerts him when anything hilarious is posted on anyones blog? I haven't beat him to comment once. Not once.

Furthermore, I was totally gonna say that hella funny thing that Thao just said. Really. I was in fact earlier, before even reading this post, thinking about Ninja's popping out of doughnuts, birthday cakes, and yes, fortune cookies.

11:01 PM  
Blogger accomplice said...

A ninja doughnut hole?!

Not like those creepy short, fat munchkins that use to be at Dunkin's.
{arguably the best corporate color scheme, ever}

3:04 PM  
Blogger Sylvana said...

I want to be a fortune cookie fortune writer!

9:51 PM  
Blogger H said...

all ninjas are donuts: silent, yielding, dynamically posed.

8:09 AM  
Blogger avel said...

I gather that an actual ninja did not appear in the end, so you might want to go after / sue the restaurant or the company that makes the fortune cookies. Just follow this guy's example.

5:52 AM  
Anonymous Steph said...

From the bubbling ether of long-lost friendship emerges STEPHANIE CORONESI! I have been trying to find you for about ten years now Mike!

Contact me and let me know what the heck is up with you. I just figure that based on the insane cosmic interplay involved in our initial London meeting, we should have to be friends for a lifetime, regardless of a ten-year blip.

Email me, dammit!

And hello to all of the rest of you. You have amused and enlightened me. And if you see this before Mike does, could you drop him a heads-up that there's a determined New Yawker tracking his punk-ass down? Thanks!


10:07 AM  
Blogger Freudian Slip said...

Pretty funny. Was this for real?

5:56 PM  
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