Ninja•Gram
Somedays just suck beyond the telling...
posted by PANT | 4:05 PM
Eggroll, Bagel, Cookie, Vengeance
The Four Ninja Food Groups
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7 Comments:
Atleast an actual ninja didn't pop out of your fortune cookie. He had the decency to allow you to finish your meal. One of those rare ninja's with mercy
Okay, I have a very serious question. Does Thao have some sort of "new post pager" or something that alerts him when anything hilarious is posted on anyones blog? I haven't beat him to comment once. Not once.
Furthermore, I was totally gonna say that hella funny thing that Thao just said. Really. I was in fact earlier, before even reading this post, thinking about Ninja's popping out of doughnuts, birthday cakes, and yes, fortune cookies.
A ninja doughnut hole?!
Not like those creepy short, fat munchkins that use to be at Dunkin's.
{arguably the best corporate color scheme, ever}
I want to be a fortune cookie fortune writer!
all ninjas are donuts: silent, yielding, dynamically posed.
I gather that an actual ninja did not appear in the end, so you might want to go after / sue the restaurant or the company that makes the fortune cookies. Just follow this guy's example.
From the bubbling ether of long-lost friendship emerges STEPHANIE CORONESI! I have been trying to find you for about ten years now Mike!
Contact me and let me know what the heck is up with you. I just figure that based on the insane cosmic interplay involved in our initial London meeting, we should have to be friends for a lifetime, regardless of a ten-year blip.
Email me, dammit! stephcha727@aol.com
And hello to all of the rest of you. You have amused and enlightened me. And if you see this before Mike does, could you drop him a heads-up that there's a determined New Yawker tracking his punk-ass down? Thanks!
-Steph
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