Sorry I have not posted in so long the past couple weeks have been grueling. I may quit.
I will start a Rock-A-Billy band. We will be called
Cletis Membrane. Our lyrical forays will be confined to breakfast foods found around the country and sex with loose women. At the height of our fame will eschew huge venues in favor of playing all occasions, including
bar Mitzvas all over.
Songs like:
"
I'm Gonna Make That Waffle Behave!",
the sultry teaser- "
I Won't Be Able To Identify You Later If You Wear That"
the incomparable "
This Omelette May Have Socialist Underpinnings"
and the crowd favorite "
Blintz On All Fours"....
...will be timeless classics set to the parodying melodies that both 13 year girls and the Beach Boys will agree is ghastly, but endearing.
I will leave
Cletis just before tragedy befalls the band, I will not however make it out unscathed: stricken with irreversible damage to my liver and speech patterns.
I am so glad muffin is here. However I am sorry that I was not able to post sooner and show my gratitude, as well as other things that end in "tude". IE my longitude as well as my girthatude.
When is MotoMike going to post?
Quote of the day:
When asked if he could walk with us (instead of making us stop so he could slowly and painfully articulate a question having to do with 50 cents) He pointed to the tree and delivered a loving gaze to a small tree that was busy shading multiple cans of Slitz Malt Liquor...
"Naw..sorry I cant walk wit-choo; I got obligations,"
Not being able to argue with that, Tom handed over the change.
