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Sunday, April 17, 2005

A side note

To my great disappointment, I was informed today that the Kawasaki Ninja is not, in fact, a genetically engineered, vat-grown clone assassin manufactured specifically for the Tessier-Ashpool corporation.

It is actually a rather lame sport motorcycle that is prone to breakdowns and humiliation in the quarter-mile.

In other news, pirates still blow goats.


Blogger viking_mistresses said...

you guys are funny.

8:02 PM  
Blogger muffin said...

It may be be a sucky motorcycle, but it is still better than riding a real ninja. I mean, those guys can only run 70, 80 tops. And, have you ever tried climbing on a ninja's back? Riding a ninja is only marginally safer than riding a motorcycle.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fully ay!

4:58 AM  
Anonymous Patch-Eyed Pete said...

Arrr maties, tis the 2000's! Is this anti-pirate prejudice really necessary? It is our ability to buckle mad swash and shanghai all the fly wenches that has you distressed? Cause we be not tryna start no beef, we be be out only fer the essentials: Broads, grog and a good fight now and then.

2:02 PM  
Blogger KingTut said...

your blog sucks

3:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt the majority of your blog readers know what Tessier-Ashpool is dude. That is why cyberpunk steeped Mythic creatures will rule this infosphere. We are NinjaPirates. The ultimate amalgam. Taste my fury. And my toecheese. Sucka.

4:18 AM  

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